So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so let's talk penis.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
