I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
sarcasm needs its own font
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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