Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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