Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i out mim tonsoeep
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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