Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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