like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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