have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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