I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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