belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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