once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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