is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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