I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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