butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Bring me that man meat
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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