At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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