Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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