So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
