I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
