Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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