You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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