It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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