In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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