Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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