Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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