he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
