Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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