Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
