If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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