I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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