I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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