he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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