Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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