You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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