Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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