do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
