Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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