that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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