is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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