As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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