You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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