Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i barfeds in our rink
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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