Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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