gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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