i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
All I want is dick and wine.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
