I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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