I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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