Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Randomize
