Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
