Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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