I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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