Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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